Derpy Krampus Hooded Sweatshirts

Hoi, am krermpers, do you have any naughty children to spare? No...? What about some of those cookies? Santa doesn't need ALL of them...

Hoi, am krermpers, do you have any naughty children to spare? No...? What about some of those cookies? Santa doesn't need ALL of them...

Hide your children, they're spoiled rotten and they don't stand a chance! Merry Krampus! Strike fear in the hearts of naughty children with this rather satanic holiday icon, Krampus. This t shirt design features the Krampus, a German character in folklore, in the shape of a pentagram with the phrase "Merry Krampus" in green. Perfect for all your family Christmas traditions.

Hide your children, they're spoiled rotten and they don't stand a chance! Merry Krampus! Strike fear in the hearts of naughty children with this rather satanic holiday icon, Krampus. This t shirt design features the Krampus, a German character in folklore, in the shape of a pentagram with the phrase "Hail Krampus" in blood red. Perfect for all your family Christmas traditions.

Keep an eye out for Krampus! You kids better not have been naughty! Show off your love of the Christmas season with this Krampus cartoon design inspired by retro, rubber hose-style animations!

Keep an eye out for Krampus! You kids better not have been naughty! Show off your love of the Christmas season with this Krampus cartoon design inspired by retro, rubber hose-style animations!

Defy the non-believers this holiday season with this cool Krampus shirt! Krampus is a beast-like creature from the folklore of Alpine countries thought to punish children during the Christmas season who had misbehaved, in contrast with Saint Nicholas, who rewards well-behaved ones with gifts. Krampus is said to capture particularly naughty children in his sack and carry them away to his lair. Perfect for Christmas!

Defy the non-believers this holiday season with this cool Krampus shirt! Krampus is a beast-like creature from the folklore of Alpine countries thought to punish children during the Christmas season who had misbehaved, in contrast with Saint Nicholas, who rewards well-behaved ones with gifts. Krampus is said to capture particularly naughty children in his sack and carry them away to his lair. Perfect for Christmas!

If Santa Claus really doesn't do it for you, try Krampus! This funny Christmas Krampus shirt reads, "I'm In The Krampus Spirit" and is perfect for anyone looking to keep younger relatives away this holiday season with the tale of this mystical, child-snatching creature! Stay in the Krampus spirit with our funny alternative holiday tee!

If Santa Claus really doesn't do it for you, try Krampus! This funny Christmas Krampus shirt reads, "I'm In The Krampus Spirit" and is perfect for anyone looking to keep younger relatives away this holiday season with the tale of this mystical, child-snatching creature! Stay in the Krampus spirit with our funny alternative holiday tee!

If Santa Claus really doesn't do it for you, try Krampus! This funny Christmas Krampus shirt reads, "I'm In The Krampus Spirit" and is perfect for anyone looking to keep younger relatives away this holiday season with the tale of this mystical, child-snatching creature! Stay in the Krampus spirit with our funny alternative holiday tee!

Krampus may not be as sweet as Santa Claus, but he still believes in you! This design is perfect for those who embrace the darker side of Christmas and want to show it off. With Krampus by your side, you can tackle anything that comes your way, whether it's a difficult task at work or a challenging situation at home. Even if you don't believe in yourself, know that Krampus has your back. Wear this shirt proudly, and let others know that you've got the guts to take on whatever the holiday season throws at you. Make a statement that's equal parts witty, sarcastic, and festive with this Krampus t-shirt. So, embrace your inner troublemaker and show the world that Krampus believes in you!

You might not believe in Krampus, but Krampus believes in you! Avoid getting on Santa Claus' naughty list and being punish in horrendous ways by what basically amounts to Christmas Satan with this funny Krampus t shirt! This t shirt is perfect for singing carols and partying on Krampusnacht and Krampuslauf, giving gifts, believing in yourself, and being mischievous!

You might not believe in Krampus, but Krampus believes in you! Avoid getting on Santa Claus' naughty list and being punish in horrendous ways by what basically amounts to Christmas Satan with this funny Krampus t shirt! This t shirt is perfect for singing carols and partying on Krampusnacht and Krampuslauf, giving gifts, believing in yourself, and being mischievous!

You might not believe in Krampus, but Krampus believes in you! Avoid getting on Santa Claus' naughty list and being punish in horrendous ways by what basically amounts to Christmas Satan with this funny Krampus t shirt! This t shirt is perfect for singing carols and partying on Krampusnacht and Krampuslauf, giving gifts, believing in yourself, and being mischievous!

Kneel before the dark, twisted side of Christmas with our latest tee design - "Krampus Believes in You". But don't get it twisted, this isn't your average Christmas shirt. No cheesy sayings or jolly St. Nick on this bad boy. Instead, we've got Krampus, the hairy, horned anti-hero who's been stealing naughty children across the globe for centuries. He doesn't just come around during the holidays, you see. He's always lurking in the shadows, waiting to pounce on those who dare to misbehave. But even in his malevolence, Krampus believes in you. Yes, you! He sees the darkness inside and knows that your true potential is just waiting to be unleashed. So embrace your wicked side with this devilishly delightful tee. And remember, whether you're on the naughty or nice list this year, Krampus is always watching.

Show off your love for derpy animals and capybaras with this cute and derpy capybara design.

Show off your love for derpy animals and capybaras with this cute and derpy capybara design.

The softest llama of them all, the llerma! Show off your love of llamas, silly pronunciation, and funny animals with this hand-drawn llama design!

The softest llama of them all, the llerma! Show off your love of llamas, silly pronunciation, and funny animals with this hand-drawn llama design!

This creepy Krampus shirt reads, "All I Want For Christmas Is You" and features the long-tongued creature himself, ready to snatch any naughty children in sight! This alternative Christmas tee is perfect for anyone who loves the holidays, but prefers to celebrate it a little more on the satanic children-snatching side. Have yourself a Merry Krampus in this funny holiday parody tee!

This creepy Krampus shirt reads, "All I Want For Christmas Is You" and features the long-tongued creature himself, ready to snatch any naughty children in sight! This alternative Christmas tee is perfect for anyone who loves the holidays, but prefers to celebrate it a little more on the satanic children-snatching side. Have yourself a Merry Krampus in this funny holiday parody tee!

Get ready to celebrate the holidays with a little bit of a darker twist! Our "All I Want For Christmas Is You Krampus" shirt is perfect for those who have a slightly twisted sense of humor. Featuring the devilish Krampus himself, with his long tongue and sharp claws, this shirt will definitely get some attention. The phrase "All I Want For Christmas Is You" takes on a whole new meaning when it comes from Krampus! This alternative Christmas tee is sure to be a hit at any holiday party, and is perfect for all those who prefer to walk on the dark side during the festive season. So go ahead, rock your demonic Krampus shirt with pride and have a Merry Krampus holiday! Remember, it's not all about Santa Claus and his jolly helpers, sometimes it's nice to add a little bit of horror to the holidays. Wear this shirt and let everyone know that you're rooting for Krampus to take care of all the naughty children this year!

This beholder Isn't very threatening, but try to be nice to him... He really is trying his best! You go, derpy beholder, live your best doofy life.

Am coburr, go hiss. Will bite if disturbed. Please don't do me a hecking frighten.

Am coburr, go hiss. Will bite if disturbed. Please don't do me a hecking frighten.

Am terodactul, go swoop through air. Sometimes I crash into things, make head spinny.

Am terodactul, go swoop through air. Sometimes I crash into things, make head spinny.

hellu, am snel. Am here to eat plant and leave goo. Do you have any fresh leaves to spare?

hellu, am snel. Am here to eat plant and leave goo. Do you have any fresh leaves to spare?